Every day our support team is bombarded with hundreds of questions, most of them legitimate and to the point. But every once in a while, we get questions, requests and some pre-pitching ideas that really make our job so much more interesting – or not. This blog post is dedicated to our support team, to help them blow out some steam. So here it goes:

A while ago, I was in the shower and as usual, I also make acts in front of the bathroom mirror. Usually acts of I as world leader, revolutionist, genius and so on. While doing that, I got this great idea for a movie that I believe its story line if projected in the right way can be one hell of a great movie. 
I have not written a script or neither can I write one, but I sure can paint a great mental picture of my idea. 
I will be awaiting a response from you.

I don’t leave in the US, am I a US citizen?

If I pitch a movie idea about a guy who pitched a movie idea through you guys will you ensure that my idea gets sold?

I’m a 23 year old film student and they tell us that the best ideas stem from personal experiences. My life is pretty boring, can you help me?

I have submitted 11 ideas and I got offers for tow of them. I just received a check from you, can you please tell me which idea this money is for?

I have purchased the start pitching package and I left all the fields blank. You have contacted me several times to “help” me submit my idea correctly. The problem is that this IS my idea. Its a TV show about nothing. If you don’t get it, how can you even review it or even worse pitch it?

If I purchase the start pitching package more than once for the same idea does it increase my chances of getting it sold?

Hi, my name is **** and I’m contacting you on behalf of my mother ***** ********. I kindly ask you to verify that her movie idea does not qualify since she is 100% computer illiterate and I cannot do this on her behalf any longer.

08/05/2013 4:32pm: I would like a full refund. Not only the bird seeds that you sold me killed most of my birds, the rest of them seem to have severe diarrhea.

08/05/2013 4:34pm: why are you not responding? did you try those seeds?

08/05/2013 4:35pm: SORRY, wrong chat 🙂